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Joke of the Day
"Why can't two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
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"Why do Muslims not eat pork? Because MaHamHid"
"At best, I think I could be a Third Responder."
"It'd be funny if everyone told their kids Steve Buscemi is the tooth fairy."
"Soldier had his dominant hand blown off Guess you could say it was an explosive breakup"
"Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering."
"I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea."
"What position does the pig play in football? Loinback."
"What do you call 16 white American people? A full blooded Cherokee"
"A guest checked in and informed us that his plane had a ton of delays throughout the day. I replied ""well, at least it didn't disappear, eh?"""