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Joke of the Day

"At school he used to enjoy streaking. On it's own, not a particularly interesting fact, until you consider he was at an ALL BOYS boarding school."

"Sometimes I run across a room really fast so a spider sees me out of the corner of its eye and spends the evening worrying where I've gone."

"[visit to zoo] See kids? All these animals have to live here in cages because they woke daddy up early one time."

"How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike? They both like a tight seal."

"Nice job person who came up with bread."

"A kiss can make your day Anal can make your hole weak"

"Apparently there's a voluntary organization trying to gain legal rights for apes. I guess you could say their work is Pro-Bonobo."

"What is the medical name for the operation that changes a person's sex from female to male? An addadicktome."

"Her: Come over, Joseph! Stalin: Can't, I'm sending people to gulag Her: My parents aren't at home Stalin: I know"

"I thought my son would be glad and appreciate that I got him a trampoline But nooo, all he does is sit and cry in his wheelchair all day"