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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a man pick up a screaming child and take her to his van. Man, kids are getting carried away these days."

"What do many Asian guys have that's hairy, got two balls, and is smaller than average? A penis."

"My girlfriend put on a few pounds recently. That explains why I'm attracted to her more."

"If I had a dollar for every time Greece made a bad economical decision Their economy would still be failing."

"Just watched an Asian toddler make a fully functional iPhone out of a piece of cheese and some copper."

"Economic research Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest."

"My favorite part of grocery shopping is rushing home to look at the shopping list on my counter to see what I forgot to buy."

"I'm not saying four kids is too many, I'm just saying it would be kind of cool if I could melt them all down to form one kid, that's all."

"Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan."

"""Why are you glowing?"" ""I've been eating light."""