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Joke of the Day
"What do dark humour and food have in common? Only some people get it."
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"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."
"Girl meets boy Girl: What do you do for a living? Man: I work with animals. Girl: Aw, thats so cute! ... Man, 30yrs, butcher."
"Got bad news today. Doctor says I have Nimitz Disease. But don't worry. I'm just a carrier."
"What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe Ones got hydraulics the other has high-bollocks"
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included"
"When playing The Telephone Game, I like to whisper to the next person, ""I'm going to kill you,"" and then nod and smile encouragingly."
"RadioShack is on the verge of shutting down. . . I guess its batteries are running out"