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Joke of the Day

"RadioShack is on the verge of shutting down. . . I guess its batteries are running out"

"I was very upset at the funeral the other day. I started wailing and moaning and banging on the coffin In the end they opened it and let me out."

"My smart phone has a lot of capabilities, but none as valuable as being able to pretend I'm on it when I run into someone I know in public."

"What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner? Putout"

"Where do flying pigs land? the airpork!"

"If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy."

"just found out the sun can give you cancer?? WTF? why haven't we made the sun illegal yet???"

"I hate when my kids say ""But mom; it was an accident!"" So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you."

"I'm so broke this chrismas... I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*s ^ ^"

"What's the worst part about a potato famine? You can't get to the root of the problem."