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Joke of the Day

"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."

"A black man walks into a bar his cell door was still closed."

"He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD! Although he slipped & fell, Ted's memory lives on."

"What's it called when you look in the mirror and say ""jesus christ I look good""? Using the lords name in vanity"

"I've got two part time jobs. I'm a boxer, and a warm up act at the comedy club. I read between the punchlines."

"Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack."

"Looked up from a text message and thought, ""Oh shit. I'm driving."""

"How did the bucket's mom know he was sick? He was a little pail."

"i finally checked out chatroulette. i saw three fornicators, two masturbaters, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable? Because they're all rasta graphics."