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Joke of the Day

"Girl meets boy Girl: What do you do for a living? Man: I work with animals. Girl: Aw, thats so cute! ... Man, 30yrs, butcher."

"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."

"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas""."

"If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight?"

"What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet? Jesus in a submarine."

"I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a muffler. I woke up pretty exhausted."

"If ""The Purge"" was real, I'd hide in Aeropostale cause no one has been there since like 2009"

"I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a Lobster with boobs? one is a Crusty bus station, and the other is a Busty Crustacean!"

"Somebody please tell ugly girls with opinions that nobody is listening."