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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe Ones got hydraulics the other has high-bollocks"

"My wife and I are into S&M She sleeps and I masturbate :("

"How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music."

"Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!"

"What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !"

"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... It needs more work."

"""I'm gonna make a cool new social media site for college kids, but only for a few years. Then it'll be a mom scrapbook"" ~ Mark Zuckerberg"

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Its going to take me a while to get hard because I was just laid."

"If I'm ever on life support unplug me Then plug me back in see if that works"

"Maybe raccoons aren't really digging through trash for food, Maybe they're just looking for something to remove their eye shadow."