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Joke of the Day
"I could not have been the first to figure this out? soo. Wetty Fap ;)"
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"Sometimes I really miss you (my ex)... Then I remember I have a hand and the internet."
"How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? If her ankles swell when she farts."
"What do you call a seabird who's easily taken in? Gullible."
"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"
"What's blue and white and sits up a tree? A fridge wearing a denim jacket."
"""What?""- pothead owl"
"I fired a man named Diarrhea today... His shit wasn't together"
"Why is light beer similar to sex in a boat? They're both fucking close to water."
"I want negative calorie credit for all the junk food I pass up. Didn't eat that cookie? That's -150 calories."