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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you throw a Pokeball at a Pakistani? A Pakimon."
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"A social gathering without food is called a ""Don't."""
"Why can't Armenians drive? Because they're too busy swearing at obama! ba dum tss"
"A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners. Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks."
"What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !"
"Me: ""people always think I'm gay! Do I put off a gay vibe?"" Guy whose back I'm massaging in a bubble bath: ""maybe a little"""
"I like my women like I like my skippin' rocks Skinny and easy to throw"
"Turns out that the best way to find a flat head screw driver is to pretend to look for a phillips one."
"What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death? Damn, I'm gonna go bankrupt."
"United Airlines just tried to charge me $25 for the bags under my eyes."