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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""people always think I'm gay! Do I put off a gay vibe?"" Guy whose back I'm massaging in a bubble bath: ""maybe a little"""

"Turns out there isn't a single sexy explanation for having a fork in your bed."

"I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones (SPOILERS EVERTHING)"

"Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork."

"Whats green and goes through walls? A frog if you throw it hard enough..."

"Do you believe in love at first site? A boy asked a girl: ""Do you believe in love at first site?"". The Girl replied, ""No"". The boy phewed and said: ""We should meet again then"". Ultimate Thug Life."

"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."

"What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus? He gets out the Bible Belt!"

"They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry. It's been several days now, what should I do?"

"The other day I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... He was a little condescending"