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Joke of the Day

"Turns out that the best way to find a flat head screw driver is to pretend to look for a phillips one."

"What makes a good Stalin joke? The execution."

"I went to the premature ejaculation clinic today. They told me my appointment isn't until tomorrow."

"Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video."

"What's the difference between bullets and people? Bullets don't miss Harambe. Rest in Peace brother."

"Spent way too much time walking around the house trying to track down an odd noise that turned out to be a whistle in my nose."

"[Ghost Hunters] This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's -how'd u figure that out? He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up"

"How did Hitler like his juice? Concentrated"

"I'm an atheist so Jesus, God, and every Christian ... ... Can go to hell"

"My wife had the best Mother's Day I didn't ask her for sex, not even once."