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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !"
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"I decided to sell my Hoover... Well, it was just collecting dust."
"TIL There is a new drug for lesbians dealing with depression. It's called 'trycoxagain'"
"What does a male prostitute say when his phone keeps ringing after he's seen 3 clients in a row? ""FOUR FUCKS ACHE!!"""
"why are the new york jets like hillary clinton? both have Bills to push around"
"What do you call the crucified baby Jesus? Baby on board."
"Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there are Targets on every corner."
"Whenever I have a bad day,,, I just remind myself that there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on their body"
"I used to brag that my dad worked in the food court. I thought he was a food lawyer. Shoulda wondered why a lawyer would wear a sbarro shirt"
"Why was the blond late on her first day of work? Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier."