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Joke of the Day

"Mary faked a smile when she opened the frankincense and myrrh."

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin ~told by my dad"

"Been trying to pair my new phone with the Bluetooth in the car and I think it's easier to get pandas to mate."

"Have you heard about the Italian chef that recently died? Yeah, he pasta way."

"Pretty weird to think that in the future, there will be old people named 'Hailey' and 'Brayden' running around in vintage Twilight t-shirts."

"How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ? [Remodve]"

"If all humans held hands around the equator of Earth A significant amount of then would probably drown."

"Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down."

"I got my beautiful wife a lovely woolie hat and a coat for Christmas. She's gonna need it because I've just lost our house to gambling."

"I heard a backwards symphony coming from Beethoven's grave Turns out he's decomposing"