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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot? Pretzalcoatl"

"If Miley doesn't get her shit together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college"

"I yelled ""STOP EATING CAT TURDS OR IT WILL HURT WHEN YOU POOP!"" & my dog stopped eating, so if you need a motivational speaker contact me"

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, that is a hardware problem."

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?"

"Adam says to Eve... ""I wear the plants in this relationship!"""

"According to a dating app, Amazon employees are more desirable than employees at other tech companies. Plus, if you sleep with one, they will recommend someone else you might also like."

"How do you make an ugly kid? Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta"

"Statistics say that 30% of women are on medication for some sort of mental issue... That means there are 70% running around out there unmedicated..."

"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."