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Joke of the Day

"I got my beautiful wife a lovely woolie hat and a coat for Christmas. She's gonna need it because I've just lost our house to gambling."

"Did you hear the one about the zoo with only one dog? It's a shih-tzu."

"What is a six figure income? 9 year old Nephew: Triangle?? No Square??"

"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"

"Is it true there is an 'underground' organization supporting Mitt Romney? Called ""Sub-Mitt""?"

"I was speaking to my friend He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world into roman numerals. I said ""Not on my watch"""

"What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag? The Star Spangled Banner!"

"What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common? Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm coming through your window, I'm under your bed. Thank you"

"What is a kinda cool vegetable? Radish"