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Joke of the Day

"If all humans held hands around the equator of Earth A significant amount of then would probably drown."

"Why did the pirate have to change wenches? His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck."

"If I'm going to have to become a communist... Then so be it."

"I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now."

"Why did Lebron leave Miami? Because he just couldn't stand the heat"

"What did one Casket say to the other Casket? ""Is that you Coffin?"""

"i told this girl at the bar that im kinda popular on twitter and she sighed for 17 minutes straight the bartender timed it"

"Mountains are funny. They're hill areas."

"The key to a good joke Is missed erection"

"""that escalated quickly"" -idiot in an elevator"