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Joke of the Day

"Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down."

"I've been suffering from amnesia. Or was it dyslexia? All I know is that I can't remember it and I sure as hell can't spell it."

"She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks... It didn't work; the train didn't come any faster."

"Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!"

"I hate when I'm in a room with 3 other people, & I have to shove the entire kit kat in my mouth."

"9/11 may have been an inside job.... But 7/11 was a part time one"

"If you can pull off a lip ring, you should. Like literally. Pull it off your face."

"Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!"

"Five swedish men in a pool The swedes were swimming and suddenly a condom popped to the surface of the water. Directly one of the mans asks: ""who farted?"""

"Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly ""I'm Thor!"" he cried. The horse replied, ""Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"""