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Joke of the Day

"Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down."

"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me. I live next to two guys who keep reposting a century-old joke"

"Old zombies never die... they just rot away."

"My mom got remarried to a man with a son, and he just crapped in our bathroom. So now I have a step-father, a step-brother, and a step-stool!"

"Stereotypes are just like regular types, except every time someone almost kills me, while I'm driving, it's an Asian person."

"People tell me I'm too condescending. That means I talk down to them."

"Ever been to a Canadian mosh pit? ""Oh sorry eh! Oh! Sorry! Sorry, eh? Sorry? So sorry! Oh! Oh no.... Sorry, eh?"""

"Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?"

"Hey girl, are you a repost? Because I fucking hate you and wish you didn't exist."

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !"