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Joke of the Day
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin ~told by my dad"
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"What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob."
"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are insects."
"Why do people carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas cant walk."
"How do you get a fool to read something? Mark it as NSFW"
"I wish more people were fluent in silence."
"Why r/Jokes has too much tiny jokes? Thus you can move on to the next one faster"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !"
"If you love someone, let them sleep."
"One day ISIS is going to screw up and accidentally hit 'add your location' to a tweet."