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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I seductively unbutton my pants, I always maintain full eye contact with the waiter so he knows I want more table bread."

"School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it."

"Daily 'Facts About CHEESE' Fact About Cheese #3: ""String Cheese. Is not made of string."""

"No Auto-correct, I never meant ""Relationship Goats""."

"Hey guys quick question. Uh I'm in K-Mart right now, which aisle would be the best for me to lie down and die in?"

"What do you call a group of rappers that masturbate in synchronization? Bone Tugs In Harmony"

"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus."

"The best times of my life were spent either blowing bubbles or playing with titties..."

"Where do beers go to pick up girls? Ho Gardens"

"What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day."