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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus."
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"Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes? Because they do well with Ripostes."
"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"
"Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say ""I'm not actually a Nazi"""
"People say I'm the Lebron James of Comedy... Because I'm balding and Delonte West had sex with my mother"
"I was 3 yrs old when my mom was diagnosed with my brother."
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere."
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