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Joke of the Day
"School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it."
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"Mom said I should only date ""a good man"" and I was like HEAVENS TO BETSY I WISH I HAD KNOWN THIS PERTINENT INFORMATION BEFORE NOW."
"what did the egg say to the boiling water? i dont know how long its going to take me to get hard i just got laid by a chick"
"Kayne West gets arrested Officer: ""Okay, Kanye you get one phone call."" **Kanye Dials Phone number** **Officer answers** Officer: Hello? Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"Why Couldn't The Melon Get Married Because it can't-elope!"
"How many minutes equal one orgasm ? One eight year old."
"What's the most common question in a Gay Bar? Can i push in your stool?"
"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""
"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"