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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when two high people get in an argument? A pot roast."
Next Joke
"My new girlfriend is amazing in the bedroom... She goes down on me more than the EA servers..."
"Some people have 32 teeth, others have 10. It's simple meth."
"Review of Black Holes: Zero Stars"
"I am the designated driver of 5 40ish women attending a wine tasting. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated during this difficult time."
"When a child whines and cries, you give it back to the mama, so... *hands husband back to my mother-in-law*"
"Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot."
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually give a shit if my computer crashes. ^RIP Paul Walker 2013. This is only a joke."
"I bet that TV in hell consists only of Progressive and sad animal commercials."
"I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon."