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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing."
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"""Mom, dad, I'm gay"" *dad looks angry as heck* ""Gay for women that is! haha, erm... i love me some vajimbos & those boob things yes siree"""
"I dropped my toothpaste! ...Tom exclaimed, crestfallen."
"""Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"" Lucifer: Are you hitting on me?"
"A polish joke my grandpa told me: ""What happened to the Polish dog?"" He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap"
"What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor"
"What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest."
"A new BBC documentary accuses Hitler of millions of dollars worth of tax evasion. Man, the more I learn about this guy, the less I like him!"
"""I'm sorry, sir, cash or credit only."" The rain sadly puts its check away. 21st century technology has not been kind to him."
"[on date] girl: ""id like to if i met mr right, how bout you? have you ever been married"" henry the eighth: ""our food sure is taking a while"""