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Joke of the Day

"A polish joke my grandpa told me: ""What happened to the Polish dog?"" He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap"

"""Good to sea you"" is a hilarious thing to say when shoving someone off a cruise ship."

"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"

"Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer."

"Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls? So they can see what's coming."

"How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan."

"I see the joke your dad told you, and raise you my dads dumb ass joke What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty, deer nuts are under a buck!"

"Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law? Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

"Why are there so many women archeologists? Because they love digging up the past."

"What's the worst thing about a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."