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Joke of the Day
"""Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"" Lucifer: Are you hitting on me?"
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"Why was the surfer such a bad cook? All he could handle was the microwave"
"A man walked into a bar... don't worry...he was fine he just had a minor bump on his head."
"I like girls in high heels They're always on there toes Whacka, whacka"
"Clitoris A boy asks his dad: ""Daddy, what is a clitoris?"" Dad replies: ""You should have asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue."""
"Irony is when you see someone circle around the parking lot 5 times to get the spot closest to the gym"
"The people in Bahrain don't like The Flintstones But those in Abu Dhabi do"
"Disease doesn't care if you are a celebrity, Micheal J. Fox has battled Parkinson for 22 years, and Jamie Lee Curtis is super irregular!"
"Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar."
"Oh, you're an early riser? Yes. Have kids? No. A farm? No. Insomnia? No. Medical condition? No. Psycho."