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Joke of the Day

"[on date] girl: ""id like to if i met mr right, how bout you? have you ever been married"" henry the eighth: ""our food sure is taking a while"""

"Choosing between Hillary and Trump is like having to fart really bad while sitting between Scarlett Johansson and The Pope. I don't know which way to lean."

"May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !"

"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after."

"What's Isis' favorite race? The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh."

"I used to think LOL meant lots of love. Oh! You're Aunt died? So sorry. LOL! Took me years to rebuild friendships."

"What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house? I don't know.. I just don't see it."

"how to see if theres a american on this post bill nye the science guy"

"Why is the magnet on medication? Because it's bipolar"

"How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!"