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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest."

"Hooters sucks! Feed you messy ass hot wings presented by one the hottest skimpiest dressed big boobed blonde. Its like they're daring to go to the bathroom and jack off."

"LIAM NEESON: [writing grocery list] bread milk cheese eggs vengeance [he stops writing, frowns] vengeance grapes"

"I must be looking extra good today because this dude with a backpack on the side of the road was giving me the big thumbs up. Thanks man!"

"""Sup man? Yeaah, I'm incorporated."" - business casual"

"I uploaded a video to Youtube and it wasn't stolen/ reuploaded by ViralHog! ..."

"A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. So the bear says to the rabbit: ""do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" The rabbit says no. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."

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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea"

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the living room furniture."