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Joke of the Day
"I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's ""late enough"" to go down my chimney"
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"My friend called me conceited the other day. That can't be true, though. Being conceited is a fault, and I don't have any."
"Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren? Because he made the First Order!"
"How depressed are you on a scale from 1 to ""regularly visits song lyrics websites""?"
"Q: Where do bees go on their day off? A: To the wax museum."
"Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, ""Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!"""
"When auto correct changes your 'omg' to OMG, alright calm your tits i wasn't that shocked."
"Quit my job at the helium factory today I refuse to be spoken to in that tone"
"One day I'd like to donate to the porn industry for all the free porn I've watched. They've gotten me through some hard times."
"Why did the suicide bomber explode on the train? To get to the other side."