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Joke of the Day

"Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, ""Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!"""

"Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car, Throw you off a street so high, Hope you break your neck and die."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around"

"I recently met someone who told me that he couldn't smell. I don't think he nose what he's missing out on."

"So these two cannibals are eating a clown... One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?"

"How does Anthony Weiner like his meat? Pulled"

"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye... but caught her seeing someone on the side."

"A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area."

"Why do rpg characters like potions so much? Because they're always the life of the party!"

"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them."