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Joke of the Day

"Why did the suicide bomber explode on the train? To get to the other side."

"Women like men with an accent, not an Axe scent"

"How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida? When the color of the license plates start to change."

"I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor."

"ME: im nervous GIRLFRIEND: dont be M: what are some of his interests GF: he likes football [later] GF'S DAD: nice to meet u M: *tackles him*"

"when i got asked to do the thanksgiving prayer Thanks Obama!"

"What do you call a family of Jewish robots? The Cybergs"

"What do you call a bus filled with white people? A twinkie."

"The easiest way to create a feeling a suspense. ..."

"Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway."