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Joke of the Day

"When auto correct changes your 'omg' to OMG, alright calm your tits i wasn't that shocked."

"What's a cats favorite Mexican dish? A purr-rito"

"There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."

"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"

"And how did you find your steak sir? Well quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was"

"I'm like Superman. When people see me out in public I'm always in the same outfit."

"""Hold the door!!!"" ""What door?"""

"I think Bernie would win for sure if he had served in the military and reached the rank of Colonel And he would be sure to get the black vote."

"I've never seen a dead body but I did once watch a girl get proposed to in an Applebee's"

"Why did NASA hire a proctologist? To help plan the trip to Uranus."