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Joke of the Day

"Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren? Because he made the First Order!"

"/r/Jokes is hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm... If you can't come, please let the Mods know..."

"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilo mockingbirds"

"orange in the 60s, mus in the 70s, poon in the 80s, wu in the 90s. - the history of tang"

"What was Hitler's least favorite sauce? Jus"

"What does the cow say while having sex? Nothing... she just mmmooOOOAAAANNnnnsssss..."

"I'm not stalking you but I have managed to trace your family tree back to 1724"

"Why do Native Americans wear jock straps? TOTEM POLE"

"Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone."

"Did you hear that Jesus starred in a porn? it was called ""the second cumming"""