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Joke of the Day

"My friend called me conceited the other day. That can't be true, though. Being conceited is a fault, and I don't have any."

"If you have 3 tweets in a row that say what you're cooking, what song you're listening to, and what your mood is... just go back to Facebook."

"1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !"

"Selling racist jokes at $1 per person... ... or 60 cents for black people."

"Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok."

"There's a band called 1023MB They haven't had any Gigs yet..."

"Pornstars would make pretty good lawyers... People wouldn't mind getting fucked by them!"

"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."

"What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in ""unt""? Aunt."

"Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail."