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Joke of the Day
"What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular? This post."
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"If you got a butcher who is 6'2, what does he weigh? Meat."
"Was shopping at Target the other day.... ...and thought...If a terrorist was gonna attack...This would be the perfect target"
"Blonde joke of the day Q: What is the difference between a blonde, and a rooster? A: A rooster says cockadooledoooo, a blonde says, anycockwill"
"[me buying drugs for the first time] wow that's a very puffy jacket u have on"
"When is a rabbi dishonest? July"
"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft."
"Why Don't Jews Like Ions? They prefer their molecules free of charge."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."