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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel!"
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"Sometimes when my boyfriend makes a racist joke I am like Ugh why did I even imagine you?"
"You've just got to see the fan exhibition It blew me away"
"Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!"
"My First Original - A female patient visits her Gyno and says ""I've got something stuck in my vagina!!!"" the Gynecologist says ""I'll look into it"""
"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."
"What do people say when they hear about the assassin from Wales? Welsh-hitman!"
"Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
"Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"
"Did ya hear about the guy who got his hand caught in the printing press? He's in all the papers. ...Ba-dum bum"