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Joke of the Day

"When everything else in life fails you, there's always Twitter."

"The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each. It was his meson scene."

"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol one sec"

"""NO NO NO NO"" - the guy who invented folding chairs watching a wrestling match"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out."

"Why are there so few casinos in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"What did Hitler call his recliner? Mein Kampf-y Chair."

"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."

"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am... I'm not really a mourning person."

"What's the difference between ten black dicks and a black joke? (offensive) A black woman can't take a black joke."