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Joke of the Day
"The toilets at the philosophy convention were clogged. That was some deep shit man."
Next Joke
"What's the big deal? Gay people could always get married. Just not to each other."
"Q: What kind of snake is good at building things? A: A boa constructor."
"Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."
"Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I find about 12 of them somewhat tolerable once in a while."
"BUT GHOSTBUSTERS NEVER GAVE US THEIR NUMBER."
"""Doesn't it feel good to Payless?"" no, i want to be rich & shop at good stores"
"What's sometimes white, sometimes red and sometimes brown? My dick."
"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"
"'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' - homeless guy rummaging through an ashtray."