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Joke of the Day
"What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web? Your keyboard."
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"If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate."
"[auditions for laundry detergent commercials just so I can splash brightly colored food on myself on purpose]"
"Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick."
"Isaac Newton's theory. Isaac Newton was outside trying to explains the forces of the world and then it hit him."
"My family treats me like a god They only talk to me when they want something."
"Female Ghostbusters? What about male Charlie's Angels?"
"Is it ""butt"" naked or ""buck"" naked? Either way, this dentist appointment is making me very uncomfortable."
"Its a joke not a d*ck, don't take it to hard."
"I almost got a blowjob from a girl once... but I blew it"