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Joke of the Day
"I thought air was free until I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips!"
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"Her: I'm just a vintage soul Me: and a vintage face.. That's how the fight started"
"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""
"Listening to dubstep. Wait nope just my cat tumbling in the dryer."
"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake? Bob"
"ME: *holding my crying newborn son* There. There. I ALSO find myself very upsetting."
"That whole Ray Rice elevator incident... took him to the lowest level."
"How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they arrest the room because it's black."
"Richmond's baseball team had midget wrestling last night, if anyone's looking for a city with rich culture and a progressive vibe."
"One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people"