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Joke of the Day
"Several insects dancing in a pen, what is the name of the movie? In The Pen Dance Day"
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"What do you call a hooker who specializes in anal sex? A backhoe."
"""I was in a very generous mood today"" a woman says to her friend. ""I gave a poor beggar $25."" ""Thats a lot of money to give away"" says her friend. ""What did your husband say?"" ""He said 'Thank you'. """
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"Waitress: need anything else? Me: yes, a cup of black coffee. W: and how would u like your coffee? M: uhhh..black and in a cup?"