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Joke of the Day
"Several insects dancing in a pen, what is the name of the movie? In The Pen Dance Day"
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"Q: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake? A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts"
"Compromising with your woman doesn't mean you are wrong & she is right. It only signifies that sex is more important than your ego."
"[flying remote control helicopter near my wife] GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MY- [helicopter gets tangled in her hair & now I'm a dead person]"
"Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says when don't serve nobles here. He didn't react."
"A soft drink is just a drink that needs a minute. Just give it a minute, this has never happened to it before."
"What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't? A belly button."
"You can tell a lot about a person by autopsy."
"""You are what you eat."" ARE YOU CALLING ME A PUSSY?"
"Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders."