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Joke of the Day

"Oh, you're an American? Yeah, right. Name 5 disastrous foreign policy decisions."

"When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say ""You hit like a bit$h."""

"Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ? ... because *six seven ate*"

"Why Do Scottish people wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away."

"Did you hear Prince's sister is inheriting his estate? There's just one problem... She's just like their mother, so she's never satisfied."

"Need to build an Ark? I Noah man..."

"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"". There so stupid."

"Close your eyes. Picture a world without hunger. Open your eyes. I ate your sandwich."

"Me: Take my pic *hands him camera & giggles* Him: What's funny? Me: Nothing. Him: *presses button, explodes, dies* Me: Ha! Photo bombed!"

"What happened to the Japanese man who walked into a wall with a boner He hurt his nose. There are more boner jokes at http://www.bonerjokes.com"