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Joke of the Day
"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere"
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"I take my coffee how I take my women... ground up and in the freezer."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""I don't think I can get hard -- I just got laid this morning!"
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. Oh no. Wait.. He drove a Honda. But he didn't like talking about it. John 12:49 : > For I did not speak of my own Accord."
"Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater."
"If we took Korea's capital away ... They would be Seoulless"
"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad."
"Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator."
"A teacher asks her class what noise a pig makes... Lil Tyrone raises his hand and says ""Freeze mothafucka!"" I guess there aren't any farms in Detroit."
"What if I never *dramatic pause* sleep *dramatic pause* a- *falls asleep during third dramatic pause*"