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Joke of the Day

"The ""bishop"" came to our church today... He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."

"Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese? It was for the grater good."

"We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it."

"I would tell you my joke about necrophelia... But that would be fucking lifeless of me"

"""Well children"" said the cannibal cooking teacher. ""What did you make of the new English teacher?"" ""Burgers ma'am."""

"Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs."

"What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? ""I'd tap that."""

"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."

"How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing? Somebody shot her."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, ""Hey, did you hear the one about us doing this?"""