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Joke of the Day

"""Well children"" said the cannibal cooking teacher. ""What did you make of the new English teacher?"" ""Burgers ma'am."""

"Incest results in some very strange humans. That's why my sister and I ALWAYS use a condom."

"WHat's the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the gas chamber"

"Sometimes I get shivers in my spine just thinking about how much tougher Popeye would've been if he'd eaten fresh spinach instead of canned."

"I am not racist, I love black people. In fact, I love them so much that I think we should all have our own."

"Looking at the smoldering corpses of his enemies, Harry Potter thought ""damn magic is dope as hell."" #LastLinesFromGreatBooks"

"6 more days, guys.. That's December 26. The day everybody puts their shitty Xmas gifts on Ebay so poor people, like me, can buy them!"

"How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? She left a plunger in the toilet"

"Smiles from ear to ear. Wife: what are you smiling about? Our dog just took a giant dump in our neighbors yard Wife: God I love that dog."

"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."