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Joke of the Day

"""Well children"" said the cannibal cooking teacher. ""What did you make of the new English teacher?"" ""Burgers ma'am."""

"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big rack. The 10th prefers the other 9 men."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number..... She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"ok he'res funny joke lol."

"A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" The photon said, ""c."""

"Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have"

"Are you a can of mountain dew? Cause I'd mountain dew you."

"Religion is a lot like sex They've both destroyed just as many lives as they have created."

"Guess what happens when you have a vivid dream that you're taking a piss."

"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."