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Joke of the Day

"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."

"Did anyone see the original joke posted on this sub today? Neither did I."

"I know a woman who owns a taser... Let me tell you, she's stunning!"

"If you like the song ""Red Red Wine"" then U B 40."

"What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks."

"With all the different ways to sat the same jokes, how would you know it's not a repost? You just wait for the comments to link you up."

"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere!"

"I know someone who talks like an owl"

"When it gets cold in Ireland, we all sit round a candle. And when it gets REALLY cold, we light it."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? I don't know but it's not rhelephant."