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Joke of the Day

"We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it."

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"what does the fox say dingdingdingdingdingding"
"I learned a lot of Mandarin in just one semester! Though I could have sworn the syllabus said ""Calculus 2""."
"What's beneath most Canadians? Most Americans"
"What cheese is made backwards? Edam."
"""Jiro dreams of sushi"" is one of the most popular Netflix documentary's What's the least popular documentary? Jiro nightmares of assrape"
"If the Pottery Barn didn't want me to bring my goat in the store, they shouldn't have called it a barn."
"I went for my prostate examination this morning.After inserting a finger into my arse and having a good feel around, the doctor looked at me and said, ""that should be my finger, not yours"""
"""You're Fired!"" Said President Trump to all of our nuclear rockets"