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Joke of the Day
"How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing? Somebody shot her."
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"A seal walks into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The seal says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet? He's just Biden his time."
"How do you paint a wall with dead babies? It depends how hard you throw them."
"Two guys walk into a bar... ... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
"The power going out for 15 minutes is enough to crush any fantasy I have about surviving a zombie apocalypse."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Its ok he worked it out with a pencil"
"What do you call an airplane's cockpit if it's staffed by female pilots? The Box Office."
"I hate when I sit on the toilet and my legs fall asleep ..because then they can't sleep when I go to bed"
"Why do librarians like the wind? It says, ""Shhh!"" all day!"