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Joke of the Day

"What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? ""I'd tap that."""

"Where do people with ADHD go? To concentration camps."

"Whenever I start telling a procrastination joke, it's more satisfying to tell a deadpan one instead."

"It's cool that my girlfriend is willing to bear my child, but it would be way cooler if she gave birth to a bear."

"What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside? Ninja chicken."

"Miley Cyrus So Miley Cyrus entered a rehab treatment facility last week but was denied admission because they didn't think it would ""twerk"" out"

"What does Tickle Me Elmo get before he leaves the factory? Two test-tickles"

"Who was the last President of China? Yes he was."

"There's this girl I know, and I'm like a god to her. Because I'm always watching her. And she's never seen me."

"How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister's jaw in."