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Joke of the Day

"I would tell you my joke about necrophelia... But that would be fucking lifeless of me"

"Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes? Cause' freedom RINGS!"

"I signed up for the Do Not List list, but was immediately removed as I had requested."

"How do we know God's not a woman? We're not sandwiches."

"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"

"Statistically, you're more likely to be killed, raped or robbed by a black person than other races. This isn't really funny, it's a PSA."

"What do you call a turkey with no arms? a turkey"

"Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. ""Just leave, before they change their mind."""

"Girls on GoneWild Q: Why do girls on gonewild wear panties? A: So that their ankles would keep warm"

"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."